What's in the bag?

My father-in-law recently lifted up my handbag and exclaimed in that typical Irish manner: “Jimminy-heavens! Whats in that bag!?” So I thought I’d list the essential items that I cannot and dare not leave the house without. 

List as follows: gloves; woollen hat; handbag holder; Kindle; medicine kit (nurofen, lemsip, allergex, asthma pump); small notebook (used for shopping lists, reminders and other bits);  lip-ice; deodorant; pens; perfume; glasses; purse; foot and hand warmers; earphones and ipod; handbag torch; hand cream; blackberry; tissues; decaf teabags; hair bands and clips; breakfast bar; chewing gum; house and car keys; camera; bottle of water.

And that, my dear friends, is why my handbag weighs a ton!